My Toes Will Not Be Cold Gosh Darnit

When it comes to phalanges, there are two types of people in the world:

A)  Those who have great circulation and their fingers/toes are never cold

B)  People like me who carry 20 little icicles with us wherever we go.  If we ever meet in person, ask me to touch my hand (don't worry…it's not creepy if I am telling you to do it).  
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